Okay guys, so I am starting to run out of questions guys, so feel free to comment with some of your own questions that you would like to know how to (not) answer. Other than that, have fun reading these which do not occur as often, but at least you will be prepared when these times come.
Is This Magenta Or Sapphire?
Magenta- It has some tones of pink into this, so I would definitely day it closer to magenta.
Red- you dumb ass.
How Long Do I Have To Return This?
90 Days: And you can return to any of our stores. Make sure to keep your receipt to make the returns easier and faster.
90 Seconds: 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83...make up your mind....80, 79, 78....
Do you take these Canadian nickels?
I'm sorry- I don't believe we take those, at least I know my managers wouldn't know what to think of it.
Yeah- Because we love taking foreign money that could potentially be worth less than an actual nickel. We just love to get pushed around by stupid people like you, who think that they are cleaver, but really you just are too stupid to realize that you have 5 pennies in your bag that you won't ever use for anything else.
Could I get that jacket over there? It's too high for me to get.
Of course- Let me just go get a ladder so I can get that for you.
No- Why don't you work on your vertical jump you midget. Here, let me give you a quick boost. No guarantees that I'm catching you though.
Could you check the price on this? It doesn't have a tag.
Of course- Let's walk over to my register to see what the price will be.
No- You dumb ass! You couldn't think of checking the shirt that looks exactly the same that is hung behind it? No? That didn't cross your mind? What about looking at the sign next to it that says the price in bold letters? No? Not feeling like looking at that either? Well then let's keep it a surprise and when you check out you close your eyes until I scan it, and then shove it down your throat. But seriously, use your damn brain every one in a while.
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