There is a hick family, and a girl who is a loser because her best friend is her rabid dog who bit the big-nosed Miss Gultch. Then she runs away, and gets stuck in a tornado.
When she wakes up, she finds herself surrounded by little people and a bubble (Glinda the Good Witch.) Turns out this girl killed someone, and is now following the yellow brick road.
On the yellow road, she finds some members to join her gang, the flexible Scarecrow, the unbreakable Tin Man who carries an ax with him at all times, and the (not) terrifying Lion.
They head off to see Dora the Explorer, really it’s the wizard but if you look at the head size, there is a resemblance . He is their gang leader, and sends them off to kill the Wicked Witch of the West, because is is too lazy and fat to do it himself.
Turns out the witch doesn’t take showers, she’s afraid of water. I wonder how bad she smelled. She melts, just like ice cream, but no one scoops her up. I don't even know which loser was stuck with cleaning up that isle.
Then they return to their gang leader, give him the most prized possession of a…BROOM!
Turns out the Scarecrow was stupid, but now he isn’t. And the Tin Man had no heart, and now he does. And the Lion had no courage, which is ironic, since he is in a gang.
Dorothy was also a coward since she wanted to go home the whole time.
As usual, it all works out in the end, and Dorothy gets to go home. Blah, blah, blah.
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