The Amazing Race

Change the channel please. I don't want to hear anymore about this election. And if you can't seem to change the channel, why don't you at least fast Forward the political ads and commercials. I can't take it any more. I just really Hope they shut up for just one day.

Yup, so apparently I am voting for Obama. But I really don't understand why. Before taking tests to figure out which candidate is my perfect match, I didn't even know how I stood on certain issues. I really thought that my results were going to be a little more even. I thought I was going to match up with candidates at a more equal level, but I guess not. Obama is the way. 

I was really doubting these results, so then I took some time to take other tests to see how I fit. This is how that went:

Sorry if you can't read it, but hopefully you can tell by the colors. According to this test I am most likely going to vote for Obama because I am in between Liberal and Liberal Democrat. So maybe I am a democrat who is going to vote for Obama. Maybe.

I really don't know much about politics and the positions that each candidate has taken, but that is why I took the time out of my day to research these political issues and see why I fit in the category I do, and since the election is tomorrow and so many of you will be reading my blog, I am sure that I have a huge  weight on my shoulders and your vote is dependent on what I am about to say.

Not really....

There really is no main reason as to why I would vote for him, but figured out a couple of things that I can complain about with other candidates.

Let's start with Romney and why he is a jerk. 

A MAN said WOMEN may not have birth control or abortion, and other stuff that women who get around need. The fact that he is a man and is saying this already bothers me, but the fact that he seems so ignorant about women is even more annoying. 

What about in cases of rape? Right now he is saying that that may be an exception, but many other republicans, such as Paul Ryan, says that there is no exception and abortion is for those who hate life. Well, because so many republicans think that way, I feel that Romney will change his mind later on, though there really isn't much time. 

Well Mr. Romney, I have a question for you: Let's say your beautiful wife that you love so much comes home from walking one day, because her limo just wasn't fancy enough, and tells you that she just got raped? Surprise! Your wife is going to have a baby that is not yours and it will be a constant reminder that someone else has tapped that. Disturbing right? What do you do in that situation? Do you let her keep the baby against her will, or do you step up to plate and save your wife from a life of misery and her possibly turning emo?

I'll give you some time to think that over.

Now who else is running? Oh yeah, no one else matters except for Romney and Obama. I would love to show you what is wrong with the other candidates, but the fact that they want to be president and run against Romney and Obama should be reason enough as to why they suck.

Now, what do I like about Obama. For one, he doesn't change his mind as often as Romney, and don't try to argue with me on that one, cause you know Romney hates making up his mind. Why do you think he has so many sons? 

The fact that Romney is homophobe also bothers me. Again, he is making a statement based on a feeling and an opinion that his political party has. But let me bring this up Mr. Romney: You dress quite nice, why is that? Who dresses you? Your recently raped wife? Or a homosexual man? 

Mr. Romney, you are not fooling anybody. The way you look at Ryan tells it all.